Dude, where's my twin?

love is in the air.

2009-02-16T16:50:14Z

'Today's the first proper 14th Feb i ever spent in my life, and it was great! =)))'

This is what i posted last year 14th Feb.
This is what im posting this year.

I spent my second proper valentine in my life. And fortunately, with the same person! And it was better than last year! =))) Spending these two consecutive important days with the same person really makes us feel that our relationship is strong and going. Altho we're from diff schools and our differences between us, we managed to build such a great bond together, and today on the 16th, it'll be officially 11 months for us!!! 1 more month to our year anni =)
Love you baby.

Virgo 2009

2009-02-09T16:20:06Z

SUPERSTAR VIRGO, currently the biggest cruise in ASIA. 13 fucking storeys high. Its the 2nd time we're boarding it and this time its only 3D2N. And its $1600 for 5 ppl.

This cruise has a capacity of 2500 ppl, and for having such a big capacity, there's a fucking long queue to get onboard. Took us about an hour to get in. The crowd is multi racial. Malays from singapore, chinese from china and the most eyecandy sight is families spending time together. With the grandparents looking after their grandchildren and parents spending time together as a big family. The most eyecandy sight on the cruise are the children! There are alot of diff small kids onboard, some are treated like dogs on a leash, some are like freaking angels sitting in their baby prams, and some are just ACT CUTE BUAY CUTE who loves to make noise.

And yknow for us to get in, we all have to walk thru a small lane and in front there's a photographer with either a huge blue penguin or 2 americans in their prom attires. They forced us to take a pic with them and they are hoping to sell it back to us! Those cheebai desperate to make money sia. We aint buying no shit from them man.

We got rooms next to each other, our parents taking one room and the 3 of us taking another one, and the best part is we brought yu's speakers onboard and we blasted music to sleep on the first night. Everything was great, the all you can eat chinese dinner, family time spent on the top deck exploring everything. The only bad thing was the saying goodbye part. It sucks to be unable to text or call xuan freely cos of the bills and the reception there. Had to restrict to 3 msges a day, even after reading the hourly msges from her. And i really appreciate them =)

2nd morning woke up at 830. We went into the casino for the first time and IT SUCKS. Its all luck in there. For eg the poker is called CARRIBEAN POKER or some shit la. They'll open up all the cards and just see who's cards are better and the game's over like this. Another one is called CASINO WARS. The name sounds damn big deal but its just the dealer and player gets one card each. The better card wins. What the fuck?

After that we got off to Port Klang to get some snacks back onto the cruise. If you compare Port Klang and our Harbourfront Port, you'll understand how advanced singapore really is as compared to malaysia. Klang only has one pathetic shop but harbourfront has dozens. We played basketball on the court on the top deck of the cruise after that. Our mum also tried a few shots at the basket know?! And after she scored one she got so happy that she wanted to stop already. Played cards with our mum in the cabin after that. We watched an acrobatics performance by some group called SPORTS UNLIMITED. They are a bunch of fucking fit dudes man! Doing all kinds of stunts which are really quite amazing. After that was The Dark Knight in a small theatre. Its a great show even after a second time.

The best part is me and yu dragged our bro up to the top deck at about 2am to explore and take pictures. It was seriously a sight to remember. Just like what poets describe, the moonlight shining over the sea at night in the dark. It was crazily nice and REAL i tell you. Tried to take a picture but the camera cant capture that sight. We did lame ass jumpshots at the HELIPAD but it was fun! Pictures are below!

3rd day was just eating dim sum for breakfast and leaving the cruise in the afternoon.

Cruise never fails to make our family grow closer. Last year my bro didnt go, so its the 1st time for him this round.
P.S. My wheelchair pushing skill is of Class C, my bro calls my mum SUA KU all the time, yu's the navigator, my dad is the able to walk after a meal guy, and my mum is the always panic and SUA KU woman. And self timer jump shots are FUN!

And for my baby, altho 3D2N seems only a short period of time, i really missed you alot. Thanks for the hourly messages that you spent talking to yourself and telling me about your day, what you're doing and all. Really brightens me up when i read them. I love you.

Andrew's Departure, 15th Dec.

2008-12-17T17:03:10Z

I guess we did something that we'd never done before, sending andrew off.
Altho he will only be gone for just 10days!
And we're the only idiots sending the whole extended family off.
Andrew should be honoured.

checkout louis's eyes and justin's hands =)

ZOUKOUT, 13th Dec 2008.

2008-12-17T16:58:52Z

ZoukOut 2008.
My first ever zoukout event. 10pm-6am.
And i must say its the best clubbing/MAMBO experience i ever had.

18th

2008-11-20T14:23:13Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO

2008-10-19T16:48:43Z

for louis.

fell for you.

2008-09-13T17:37:07Z

Xuan's birthday lasted for 4 days, as long as it concerns me =)

10th's the real day.

After physics and maths paper, met xuan and her friends at mccafe first. Chilled for awhile then left for the old far east to have dinner at a restaurant called SHASHLIK. Damn the waiters sure are old, and fucking guai lan grumpy too.

Cabbed down to Zouk after the meal and i officially went Mambo for the first time! Had a great time, seriously. Never thot i would be able to dance along with so many strangers under one roof. cos it was always in a chalet filled with smoke and boys. HAHA.

It was also the first time seeing xuan so close to getting wasted. Abit uncool but im glad that i was there. Mambo-ed till club closed, at about 4+am. Felt fucking tired after that sia. Drank quite abit and mambo-ed. Went over to marcus's place followed by jill's place to sleep till i left for school to take my bloody chem paper 1. Fucking waste of time, but it was also the stress freeiest prelim paper i tell you. Chem MCQ=tikam. HAHA. 2 redbulls helped me out though.

Friday night, surprise day. In the end didnt came out as planned. Felt abit fucked up with myself, but somebody tried her best to cheer me up. Thank you baby <3 Hope you really loved the surprise!

Saturday, lets not go into every single detail (HAHA) but watched 'forgetting sarah marshall'. Really loved the day spent with xuan, and her special MONOCHROME today =))))

Happy 18th birthday baby.
I love you.

WHATS GOING ON!

2008-08-31T15:42:55Z

Happy birthday to my bro joe. Great chalet, great drinks, dancing, everything.
One heck of a night.

TOTO

2008-07-09T14:40:36Z

Jye => Maths: U, Econs: U, Chem: U, Physics: U, GP: S

Yu => Maths: U, Econs: U, Chem: U, Physics: U, GP: E

Mum's reaction (in chinese) :
This is worst than TOTO, cant even pass ONE(excluding GP)! HAHAHAHA.

To our mum, the results she received are eUUUUUUUUs. Totally not cool. Although she just laughed it off after hearing them, we know that she's disappointed, very disapponted.

I hope the boys will understand why we're chilling with them alot less at the cc or at our house. Sorry bros.

we both gotta buck up yeah? do it for ourselves and for the ones who care.
and pls dont say whateverrrr. HAHA.

sweetest of the sweetest.

2008-07-04T17:16:10Z

indescribable feeling.
sweetest surprise.
All i can say is thank you and i love you baby. Really. =)

so many things.

2008-06-16T18:41:50Z

Hell lot of happenings these few days.
Troublemaking, night out with xuan, organised confrontations, stupid mistake.

In short, trouble with neville settled with his bro tim today, altogether 40plus heads were present in a basketball court. Along with this settling, new troubles with gangsters began.

Saturday night was great. Started off with talking/bitching at macs, walking our asses off towards daybate followed by a disappointment(if i remember correctly), fashionbar---where we tried graveyard as a first(powerful shit i tell you), slacking by the pool along with the mosquitos at 2-3am, macs breakfast at 4 in the fucking morning, and it was followed by 5hours of sleep on public concrete bench.
Through all this, i've learnt many things.
By self experience, true love is expressed through the following:

holding their hands, pulling them close to you in a crowded situation.

holding on to them when one's sleeping, even though its a tiring position to do so.

refusing to sleep because the other one's not sleeping, even though one's fucking tired.

running your fingers through their hair, realising that special moment is many times more important than your beauty sleep.

accompanying them to sleep in a 'not so comfortable location', even with millions of mosquitos joining the slumber party.

looking after them when one's unable to on their own, even though the other one's abit unable to on their own also.

having the intention to jump into the pool after midnight, and getting soaked, all for the sake of them.

protecting them like how one would to their own flesh and blood, making sure nothing harms them, even though the battle against sandman(sleep) is a tough one.

and being able to look into their eyes and enjoy the moment, without having the reaction to look away when they look straight back into yours. Now, thats love.

i know i have made a mistake, even if you say so or not.
mistakes must be made up, not due to obligation, not due to feeling bad, but because i care, because i care about how you feel, because i love you.

for me, love grows with time, not fade.

Happy 3rd month anni <3

you're the sun in my universe.

2008-06-03T15:19:14Z

The week of tests and project deadlines has arrived.
Which is also equals to last week of school.
STUDY STUDY!!!

                                    Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
                                                    Lead me out on the moonlit floor
                                                             Lift your open hand
                                         Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
                                                          Silver moon's sparkling
                                                                    So kiss me

lub you berry much™

what a day

2008-05-27T15:28:17Z

In short, we were running to catch a bus. Yu stepped on a 'whatever fuck its called' and his feet bled like water tap. Yes, a seriously leaking water tap.

All plans had to lag cos of him. Justin louis kian rahim monteiro jason dropped of the bus(that we were running to catch) and we all brought him to the bishan clinic. Cost 60 fucking dollars to bandage. Cheebai that guy make me want to be a doctor sia.

And, it was all cause of this little son of a dog.

Anw, we carried on with our plans with yu resting at home. Went town to walk until the sun came down then the main event. Confronting qinhuang. CJ J1 dancer. From SJI. Went all the way to paradiz, where the dancers have their rehearsals. It was 11 on 1. Qinhuang apologised to jason sum and thats about it. No more details for you bitchas! HAHA!

What a day, dont you think???

june oh june.

2008-05-23T17:51:00Z

Failed chem.
Gp on the line.
Looks like there's no other options but to chiong physics, maths and econs for the holidays.
I LUB U JUNE! my ass.

OH, and i just got introduced into the world of T9 dictionary. So much faster than non-dictionary i tell you. Finally realised it after 6/7 years of ABC. And, its all thanks to xuan, and her Nokia N73.

Latest statistics on jye:
I ain't got no money
I ain't got no car to take you on a date
I can't even buy you flowers
But together we'll be the perfect soulmates
Talk to me girl

The Great Singpore Sale is on. Today until 20th June. Hunger for shopping with empty pockets. DAMN!

Oh and my bro just got his jaw operation. First time see him in such a bad state at the moment he got released from the surgery. Lets hope he recovers well and fast! And he's unable to open his mouth now. HAHA!

And for that special someone, its time to study studyyy! Tests coming soon before you can party from 9th june onwards. Motivate your lazyass and start working! Cut down on socialising and more on books =)

to me, that pair of earrings looks sweet on you.

Happy Birthday James!

2008-05-09T17:25:15Z

birthday gift from 2T24
to james.

looks like he sure enjoyed it!

HAHA. (random topics in class)

2008-05-06T16:34:20Z

random conversations encountered today in school.

Daryl was talking about abstaining is good, and a must for guys, especially himself. And glen randomly added in a scenario.

a guy and a girl in bed.
girl tempts guy to have sex.
guy rejects due to abstaining.
Girl: ''if u really love me then have sex with me.''
the guy gave in.
Girl: ''YOU GOT PUNK'D!!!''

Oh my the whole class laughed their asses at glen's warped mind, seriously warped. HAHA.

Another one was between andrew, shaun and me.
We were talking about achievements of my eldest bro, being a great achiever/player in basketball and all. Then andrew started to praise shaun of his achievements.

Andrew: ''your basketball skills outshines the rest of the players in CJ''....... ''a level above the rest.''
Shaun: ''dont talk about me, what about jye?''
Andrew (ponders for a moment): ''he's...he's...HE'S A TWIN!!!''

And laughter broke out immediately with andrew's answer. HAHA.
ps: looks like in andrew's point of view jye doesnt have any achievements, except the one he's borned with.

These conversations might be rather random but i hope they can cheer up those who're down.
take it easy baby.

weekends biatchas.

2008-05-04T14:05:49Z

this weekend spent rather fruitful, and eventful!

Saturday. No street cos yu got plans, justin with a busted ligament, and the others just slept at home. Andrew fucking slept for 14hours man! HAHA.

Good for me, met xuan early at bugis NLB. That lazyass wanted me to give her a wakeup call and came 30min after i reached! LAZYASS! Haha. Sat on the carpet floor as usual cos i was 30min pass the opening time and the place was full. Fucking fast sia singaporeans, looks like none of them presses SNOOZE on their freaking alarm clocks. Heehee. Studying wasnt productive that day, went bugis to chill soon after. And we randomly decided to catch Ironman and so we bought tickets for a movie that started 20min alrdy! But it doesnt make much of a difference since Ironman wasnt interesting enough for us =))) Sent xuan home after that as she had to go for a wedding dinner. Enjoyed the afternoon with her!

Met andrew to do some gp work at ps before meeting the boys to slack in town. A new beer is discovered. SOL BEER. Joe especially, went wild over it. HAHA. Kept going on and on with ''YOU GOT SOL?!?! I GOT SOL!!!'' The night was just full of crap, hilarious crap from ty abel joe.

Sunday. CC day. Went at 940am but it was full at 930am! The opening time! Singaporeans SERIOUSLY si bei hiong eh. Cheebai. Had to sit on the sofas for awhile before getting a seat with justin and nicholas. Rather productive la today, finished up on gp. Our group was rather big today, abel joe louis jason justin nicholas ty jinyi yu ben damian kelvin. Unfortunately, all of us went wild after the evening time, when we all got sick of doing work. The pics says it all.

Well well guess who's black hand is that =)

This pic yu put it as abel's new phone screensaver, and he just realised it and msged me ''What the fuck you guys on my screensaver also''. HAHA. Cos we took another pic and put as his wallpaper!

Lastly to end off the CC day, we played poker with the winner being the guy with the cutest head(Kian), most wanted(Jason), biggest bicep(Kian), cutest(Kian), most charming(Kian). We even got scolded for laughing too loud in the cc, where everyone else is doing their work, and so we played the last game outside, the guy with the biggest cock! HAHA Justin won, Kian 2nd! Laughed like mad fuckers outside man, bet the inside ppl could hear us. HAHAHA!

Weekend was spent wisefully.

1st may, Nim's island. Love you baby.

<3

2008-05-02T08:23:43Z

the true meaning of love felt through that special moment.
love you baby.

Labour Day special

2008-05-01T03:30:34Z

Happy Labour Day to all.
For adults/workers, a hard-earned break from work.
For youths, a once in a blue moon chance to mambo. Unfortunately, the sign of ''Full House, only for members and re-entry'' was up at 12am. Just imagine. Everyone standing shoulder to shoulder, and only able to dance their fingers in the theme of MAMBO. HAHA. You should have checked out abel's real-life description of the above.

In such a packed club, its freaking hell at the losing end for girls la. Fuck la, the feeling really sucks as a byf.

We proceeded to Great World City to watch Ironman at 1240am. Damn it was a fucking great movie, with ben jumping up and down whenever Ironman gets the chicks! HAHA! He must be thinking 'how the hell does this man do it??' After the show the boys were like saying Ironman would definitely own Batman's rich black ass.

And now for the fucked up part. After the show we all walked and walked, eventually reaching the roadside. And suddenly, ty and marv were like saying ''lets go lets go'' and those 2 cheebais along with abel and ben just hopped into a cab without discussing with the rest, expecting everyone to go gardens. Those 2 Kovan whores. Later on when we told those four in the cab that we didnt wanna go gardens, gradually those 2 Kovan fuckas just said smthing like 'good luck to you boys' to abel and ben, and they freaking left for home. Selfish mofos.

Abel decided to go home due to a pissed off dad, and ben came to andrew's place where we all were slacking at. Of course, we all tanked for his cab fare back to tiongbahru. We all eventually just slept on the couches and the cold hard floor for 4-5 hours before making our way back to bishan at 9am.

Overall the night was worth it, all becos of Ironman. If not for him, it would have been a night rotted away with 8 other ppl, along with 2 kovan whores.

you're out!

2008-04-27T12:07:42Z

Oh well looks like CJ's out of many A Div's alrdy. Soccer, vball guys, tennis, bball, rugby.
wish all the best to hockey and vball girls!

Now that vball's outta my sports section, its gna be full time street and field from now onwards. Saturday mornings and Sundays dedicated to soccer. Anw today we just won 2-0 against a team that we lost 1-7 to last time, lim bei is the man of the match dawg! YEAH! Now our team is on a 4 game winning streak, and counting!

Without vball trainings and competition, there's more time for studying and of course, time for my one and only =)
Im actually quite surprised that saturday turned out to be rather productive, even though i slept! HAHA. Looking forward to studying tgt more baby!

Next week's really slack. Monday end at 10am and tuesday at 11am, due to vball matches. Truthfully speaking, monday's a losing fight and tuesday's a winning one. We better win YJ to at least gain some pride.

Wednesday. Plan 'MAMBO' is confirm on, either zouk or our own partay. I hope the boys would choose zouk so i can be with xuan on that night. There's no way im letting guys touch her man. Cheebai i'll cut off his xiao di di if any guy does. And i just cant seem to trust that marcus dude, until i meet him in person and judge him myself. Worst-case-scenario: worrying about xuan while at a partay elsewhere.

Thursday, no plans yet. Friday is sports carnival u fuckas! I hope the soccer boys dont have match on that day so they can play for T24 in 5-a-side soccer! Or else we'll have 4 man down. Thats sucks balls. If they're present, we'll own those dogs, bitchas! Haha.

And, i hope joe will contact the boys soon. MIA from home with a worried mum and a pissed off dad. Hope you're safe bro.

livin' on a prayer.

2008-04-20T13:57:04Z

In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy spirit,

may God bless CJ volleyball team tmr for the match against VJ at CCAB 415pm,
bless that the team morale be high throughout the game,
bless that no stupid mistakes be made,
bless that the team would do its best.
3 sets, 25points each.

AMEN.

Tower

2008-04-19T12:02:28Z

the heap of shit in my house, in my toilet.
I remember yu said 'our washing machine's a tanker'. HAHA.
And my mum also said smth like 'leave it to tmr then wash, just let it stack'.
Damn, first time i see her slacking.

heart.

2008-04-16T16:20:25Z

had a memorable anniversary with you tonight.
glad you loved everything i prepared.
i love you baby.

bee-yatch.

2008-04-14T16:30:41Z

Oh man its been a long time since i posted.  Busy sia, super busy.

HAHA oh and a phone call on saturday night from abel.

me: yup?
abel: hey u wanna eat buffet tmr?
me: oh wait. Is it illegal?
abel: (constant laughing)

Come to think of it its actually quite hilarious. Hehe never knew that was my instant reaction to his simple question. He's brain produces all kinds of funny shit, some of them are illegal shit. But still, he never fails to cheer anybody up, at least for me. Thanks bro.

Sports, draining the shit outta me. Volleyball, street, sunday league. Mannnn its tiring going on and on for weeks without ANY day free of sports, and i aint lying. Not ANY day at all. At least i know A Div' for volleyball is starting next mon. Good luck to the team! (Latest results: beat SRJC 5-0, ngee ann 3-1, dunman 4-1. HAHA must at least show off abit before the real competition starts ah!) For street, played as CJ T24 team last saturday. Gained much more confidence of sealing the medals for CJ sports day 5-a-side soccer. Heeheehee. For sunday league, i must say the team is getting stronger. Ytd won a team 4-2 that we lost to at the start of the season 1-2. Great fight.

OH and im really tight on cashflow recently, getting better now. Haha and my classmates know my desperate measures in saving cash, especially glen daryl james! Saving up for a special day, a special somebody =)
Talking about cashflow, suddenly remembered something abel said last time. One fateful day we noticed a advertisement on a traffic light post. ''Need fast cash? Low interest rates and blah blah blah. Please call ........'' Abel's immediate reaction was   'i need $2,      NOW!     MACS!' Omg i laughed my ass off when he said that out so naturally.

Yeah and today, while me and yu were playing soccer in class, a teacher with a cheebai-bin came into the class and said 'you know u guys arent supposed to play ball in class.' And that fucker just took the ball away. Cheebai. That was andrew's ball man! During training just now, decided to act guai and inform my Home Tutor(HT) about it, so that we may have a higher chance of retrieving the ball back and maybe less nagging from him next morning during Student Development(SD) lesson. Wha that chinese ass really damn sneaky sia. At first he pretended like he dont know of the confiscation, but later on he went straight to popping the qn 'who else was involved', in chinese(his native language). After the whole convo then he said 'the ball's with me, and i shall safekeep it for you until after A's'. Cheebai. Nevertheless, nothing's gna stop us from playing ball in class. Im bringing another ball to school tmr man! HAHAHA.

For my baby xuan, i hope even after school starts for you, we'll still be able to meet up yeah? And im REALLY REALLY looking forward to 16th april <3 Thanks for being my wonderful gf, love you baby!     =)))
ps: dont change another colour alrdy, you look pretty the way you are now. And you should know im fucking straightforward with appearances. HAHA.

We were both wearing white on that day! What a coincidence huh?

i love you baby.

WEEK

2008-03-30T15:37:38Z

Fucking yu deleted my entry accidentally while im typing halfway. Cheebai. Have to retype again.

Yet another week passed. Sorry was too lazy to post anything on lj. Heehee. And yuxiang told me to post smth cos she thinks my posts are funny. Tsk tsk. What bad taste!

Crashed xuan's ngee ann poly sports orientation. Its a 4D3N camp. FUCKING LONG I TELL U. The most fucked up thing was that her phone gets confiscated from 7am to 12am! Cheebai leaders. At least it made me realised how important she was to me <3 Watched shutter with her on thursday. That movie ain't scarin' nobody man! But at least they changed the plot from the previous one.

Friday. Went fareast to chill with louis eddie jinyi kelvin xavier. Abel joined us later on. Decided to leave my friends and accompany my mum for dinner and walk around town, since she hardly gets time off from her job, and to visit town. Feels nice to be filial, seriously =) OH OH! Xuan's brother saw yu and cindy walking in town at the same period of time as when i was with my mum, and he IMMEDIATELY 'reported' to her! Thanks dear for trusting me =) Without a doubt she told him that it was yu (my fucking twin) and she just laughed and laughed. HAHAHA.

Saturday. Had vball friendly at ngee ann in the morning and a rather big internal conflict. Went PTM after that. Luckily good and bad things were told to my mum by our HT, so wasnt that bad. Had dinner with xuan and guanling at town after that. Felt like a FLASHING light bulb sia. But dont worry i know u didnt mean it =) Went gardens with xuan to meet the boys at liquid to chill. SORRY forgot to intro! Sent her back home and i was too late to catch the last bus. Okay, the miracle goes like this. Boarded the cab at 1151pm at marine parade. Reached my doorstep in bishan at 1201am. No joke, i timed the journey. And it costs only $10! Expected it to be more. Its seriously like david blaine's street magic man! HAHA.

Today, as usual field soccer in the morning. Freaking hell me yu and louis received wrong info and had a $12 cab journey around Boon Lay. We were 30min late for the match and we were losing 2-0 alrdy. Match ended with 2-1, justin scoring a penalty. Slacked at justin's gym until evening and went home to eat homecooked spaghetti. Slacked at j8 with abel joe and shao after dinner. HAHA and we talked about crazy ideas to do with our kids in the future. Teaching them to drink, smuggle cigs from indonesia, and even pressed the red button at the MRT to stop the whole damn train! HAHAHA omg the whole conversation was freaking hilarious.

And now here i am updating my lj. Tired and hungry. Good night y'all.

promise ah.